my friend’s four year old stepdaughter thinks i am a princess

what

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  • #amazing #tp
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  • #pick up lines #omfg #halloween
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*purposely waiting a long time to reply to someone’s text after yours were ignored the day previous*

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  • #payback is a bitch #or something #tp
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  • #star trek #baby spock #i-chaya #spock #kirk #spirk #are you fucking kidding me #no this is too much
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  • #replies #museaway #fml
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  • #why #literally four messages into a conversation with a stranger #what #my adventures in online dating #okcupid #wtf #tp
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bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

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  • #parks and recreation #omg
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juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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  • #same #parks and recreation
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  • #star trek #pon farr #spirk #spock #kirk #qq
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  • #fave #star trek #spirk
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Jim about the Enterprise

  • To Scotty:My ship
  • To Chekov:My ship
  • To the admirals:My ship
  • To everyone basically:My ship
  • To Spock:Our ship
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  • #damn it's true #fuck #star trek #spirk #qq
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  • #star trek #au #spirk #kirk #spock #captain spock
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  • #star trek #spock #qq #dorks
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  • #it's like he tried to stop himself from sayin no #no jim that would be illogical #star trek #spock #kirk #spirk #dorks #qq
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