hydracankissmyshineymetalass:

I’ve been single for a while now, and I have to say it’s going really well. Like, it’s working out. I think I’m the one.

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  • #ya
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  • #i fucking LOVE THIS SHOW #OMFGhds #parks and recreation #parks and rec #ben wyatt #leslie knope #jerry gergich #donna meagle #adam scott #amy poehler #jim o'heir #marietta sirleaf #retta #star trek #star trek tng #kirk #picard #kirk vs picard #ben is such a tng fanboy #i love him
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OMG FYCCCCK:F THERE WAS ANOTHER OEN GHKLAFSJA:HKAFS

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grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

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  • #ya #lesbian #space
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  • #this is a nightmare #noooooooo #fanfic
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  • #star trek #punk trek #kirk #pine
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  • #star trek #punk trek #au #kirk
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  • #star trek #punk trek #spock #au #fave
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  • #star trek #pike #kirk #omg
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  • #star trek #punk trek #au #spock #omg
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  • #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #star trek #punk trek #au #kirk #chekov #fuck
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batlesbo:

rosalarian:

choochoobear:

rosalarian:

Every time a guy tells me how unfortunate it is that I’m a lesbian because I’m so hot, I add another line to my epic slam poem entitled “I Don’t Care About Your Boner.” It’s a real thing, and when it gets long enough, I’ll perform it for you guys.

It’s going to be a Homer-esque epic.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of the lesbian, daughter of Sappho, that brought countless ills upon the straight cis dudes.

The worst thing is when they say you “can’t be a lesbian because you’re too hot”, they truly think it’s a compliment.

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  • #sad day #oitnb #lesbian
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